im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.gotta love your nurses, people.
I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.
When someone randomly calls you cute and you just
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them
I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work
5 year old Robert Downey Jr. in his first role.
Robert has no regrets.
this chin guy is always pulling up dirt on people like go to sleep Hacker
the chin guy
According to my mother it’s “rude and ignorant” to be uncomfortable around babies.
Babies are rude and ignorant.
dont fuck babies